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Dec 30th

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I'd rather make a boy's heart race, than make his...

fuckyeahcharma1ne: (via dyarinaaa, katweenuh)

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Last texted? Hon Hon<3 Who started the conversation first? about what? Me.Facebook then after he was asking “Where r u bby.?” Will you talk to the person you like tonight? i dont like em, i LAAAV em :) Name the first person you can think of that you know that has a tattoo? Hon Hon<3 Have you kissed that person? YES. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yeah. Who was...

Dec 29th

Why I hate periods.

You have no idea when it’s gonna fucking strike. You could wake up with the red sea in your panties. Or have a spot going on at school. IT RUINS YOUR PRETTY PANTIES. Pads and tampons aren’t things I really wanna wear. Taking a shit is disgusting. CRAMPS HURT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. I get moody. I hate sneezing on my period. I hate going pee because blood is everywhere. It smells hella...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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sntacruz: “Every day that we don’t speak, is another day I don’t need you. And as I slowly stop missing you, I realize that you weren’t that important to me, anyway.”

Dec 29th

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sntacruz: “Every day that we don’t speak, is another day I don’t need you. And as I slowly stop missing you, I realize that you weren’t that important to me, anyway.”

Dec 29th

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It's the hardest role I'll ever have to play It's...

Dec 28th

I've tried One two three too many times to walk...

Dec 28th

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You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s cheesy.

Dec 28th

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No I'm not okay, but thanks for asking.

Dec 28th

‎"Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for...

Dec 28th

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aprilceeee: aweestiin: cathynkins: nathaliee: Haha, my sister has this… Fucck, I want this game now! LOLZ THATS FUCKING SEXY . LOOL Haha ayeeee.

Dec 28th

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shannondee: CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK...

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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angelinax: bebelovee: Girlicious - Unlearn Me...

Dec 26th

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stacygoestf: Makes me smile. ♥

Dec 26th

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I'd rather be unwrapping you.

haaaaaay there sexcii

Dec 26th

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The teacher asks Timmy, "why is your cat at school...

alooha-fattkiid: katwaan:

Dec 26th

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You have to get hurt. That's how you learn. The...

amen~

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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TMI

charlenemaae: I like sleeping in a long tee and panties.

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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I didn't give a fuck yesterday, I don't give a...

Dec 24th

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Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
Mr. Moseby: You can’t even see it.
Zack: You can’t see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.

Dec 24th

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Where did the word "FUCK" come from?

elvagoesrawr: alyaae: Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.”...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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julieaudrey: THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<3 :)

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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dancedontabletops: alyaae: PRESS PLAY AND...

Dec 20th

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dancedontabletops: alyaae: PRESS PLAY AND...

Dec 20th

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"I think my penis stopped breathing."

“Do you know CPR?”

Dec 20th

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I am Asian.

But… Math isn’t my best subject. I don’t get all A’s I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means. I won’t do your homework. I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort. I don’t know karate. I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy. I’m an not an overachiever. However… I do love rice. (‘:

Dec 20th

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